Rene From TX
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A collection of thoughts and travels and some stuff I wrote.
I'm the guy with the hat.
20, Denton, TX
I upload unaltered photos I take, clearly not professional or artsy, just ones I like.
Posted on 18th Apr at 1:23 PM, with 1,244 notes
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Posted on 15th Apr at 4:45 PM, with 248,722 notes
zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

Posted on 13th Apr at 9:53 PM

The Pixies/Coldplay- Where Is My Mind/Fix You

This mashup.

Posted on 13th Apr at 3:54 PM, with 6 notes

natethegreatworks:

daydreaming. thanks to the lovely crystal for taking these pictures of me!

Posted on 13th Apr at 3:53 PM, with 5,982 notes
americanfootballofficial:

deerhoof:

humblexservant:

qdriqnq:

Title Fight crowd at Coachella (via Grimy Goods)

This shit is too funny.

i’m losing my mind

You know it’s bad when title fight is too hardcore for coachella
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americanfootballofficial:

deerhoof:

humblexservant:

qdriqnq:

Title Fight crowd at Coachella (via Grimy Goods)

This shit is too funny.

i’m losing my mind

You know it’s bad when title fight is too hardcore for coachella

Posted on 6th Apr at 11:14 PM, with 5,489 notes

paru0:

a compilation of King of the Hill crossovers 

Posted on 5th Apr at 10:50 PM, with 1 note
Building a tent with Nate
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Building a tent with Nate

Posted on 5th Apr at 7:19 PM, with 34 notes

renehashats:

Two Knights and Gwarren Franklin covering American Football’s “Honestly?” 

Music to my ear holes

I don’t understand Tumblr

Posted on 3rd Apr at 2:28 AM, with 91,071 notes

shrekyourself:

banderboucher:

this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.

i laughed so hard at this that i cried

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